During this time of quarantine, these jokes might brighten your day! A church friend Regina shared them with me!
Day 17 of Self-Isolation (Feels like a 100)
You know if you keep a glass of wine in each hand you can’t accidentally touch your face.
I am starting to understand why pets try to run out of the house when the door opens.
Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands???
I’m so excited; it’s time to take the garbage out. I wonder what I should wear?
You think it’s bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people home schooled by day drinkers…
Day 7 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture.”
Home schooling question: Does having your children fix you mixed cocktails count as a chemistry lesson? (Sorry, I’m new at this)
Where’s your husband?....In the garden….I didn’t see him…. You just need to dig a little.
My Mom always told me I wouldn’t accomplish anything by laying in the bed all day, but look at me now! I’m saving the world!
Coronavirus has turned us all into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We’re told “no” if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.
If anyone owes you money, go to their house now. They should be home.
Homeschooling Day #3: they all graduated. #Done.
I’m giving up drinking for a month. Sorry, punctuation typo. I’m giving up. Drinking for a month.
Day 17 of Self-Isolation (Feels like a 100)
You know if you keep a glass of wine in each hand you can’t accidentally touch your face.
I am starting to understand why pets try to run out of the house when the door opens.
Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands???
I’m so excited; it’s time to take the garbage out. I wonder what I should wear?
You think it’s bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people home schooled by day drinkers…
Day 7 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture.”
Home schooling question: Does having your children fix you mixed cocktails count as a chemistry lesson? (Sorry, I’m new at this)
Where’s your husband?....In the garden….I didn’t see him…. You just need to dig a little.
My Mom always told me I wouldn’t accomplish anything by laying in the bed all day, but look at me now! I’m saving the world!
Coronavirus has turned us all into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We’re told “no” if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.
If anyone owes you money, go to their house now. They should be home.
Homeschooling Day #3: they all graduated. #Done.
I’m giving up drinking for a month. Sorry, punctuation typo. I’m giving up. Drinking for a month.
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